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1.  If she hasn't talked to you in 2 days, she calls the police and files a missing person report.
2.  She demands that you eat constantly and then tells you that you're fat. 
3.  She can yell so loud, the emergency broadcast people have her on call in case of a power outage.
4.  She's forever calling you because she had a "dream" about you.  Te soñe mija.  She'll even call you if someone else dreamed about you.  Te soño tu tia, mija.
5.  You live in fear that you'll get home one day and she'll be sitting in your apartment unannounced.  (This is for realz people!  I know a lady whose mom did this and she lived in China; not Latina, but she could be.)
6.  Wooden cucharas pray they don't get purchased to whup on little kids. 
7.  She says you can tell her anything.  Then she roasts your ass when she doesn't like what she hears.
8.  She bitches about not having grandkids.  Then she gets one but you're not married.
9.  When she calls you can put the phone down, go sit on the throne for 15-20 minutes, come back to the phone and she's still talking and didn't notice you were gone.  (Not that I've ever done this.)

Yea, there's only 9.  I gotta give the mom's a break for Mother's Day.