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My aunt is a single woman.  Her kiddies left the nest long ago.  So why does she have a 30 gallon jug of aceite?  I can't cook, so I dunno, but how much aceite does one person need?  The watch is on to see how long this bad boy lasts.  If you happen to be driving around the hood and catch a whiff of frito, just drop on by and ask my aunt to give you some of her extra aceite.  So I came up with a couple ideas explaining why my aunt might be needing all that aceite.

Top 5 things my aunt (or another 50 year old Latina) might do with 30 gallons of aceite.

1.  Grease the floors in case ladrones get in.
2.  Forget Avon, keep her aging skin smooth and supple.
3.  Isn't ethanol made of corn oil?  Put that junk in her gas tank.
4.  Rub it into a toothbrush and groom her sideburns.
5.  Invite bachelors over for some wrestling.